Azn-ness test

May 26th, 2007

I’m not usually in to tests ike this one, but I’m doing it only because little vickei did it.

[ ] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks? (Yay!)
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an asian language? (A few words japanese. Can’t make myself understood. Doesn’t count. :D )
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an “azn crew”? -
[ ] Did you get at least 95% ENTER?
Total: 1

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? (???)
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song “got rice?”
[ ] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sms/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, … , oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone’s house? (As vickei says: hey thats Swedish too)
[ ] You have both an asian and an english name
[x] Do you watch/ read anime? (I don’t read animé, except for the subs)
[x] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 4

[ ] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[x] Can you rave? (Goddammit, I’ve even played music on a rave)
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? (Tried bubble tea once. Pretty good.)
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo,
[ ] Are you a master at DDR? (East Germany??)
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taken any accelerated classes?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 4

[ ] Are you a good artist? (Hell no, I actually hate everything I create)
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] Do you slurp soup? (Especially ramen)
[ ] Do you have small eyes? (wtf?)
[ ] Have you visited an asian country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 4

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs? (whats a fob?)
[ ] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik’s cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you’re short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants?
[ ] Do you have Azn Pride?
Total : 4

Grand Total: 17

Now add the numbers up and multiply by 2 for your % of azn-ness

34%… Not bad!

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