Top 100 fundie quotes

July 22nd, 2008

Top 100 fundamentalist christian quotes. Some of my favourites:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

Like the sun…

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don’t know that much about it does not bother me in the least.


If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James — your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.

Let’s toss a coin. Heads: I win. Tails: You lose.

Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

D’oh again!

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

Yeah, that must be it. The existence of god is proven by the bible, the book god claims he wrote. Nothing is wrong with that kind of circular reasoning, nooo…

If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

If the logic is not consistent with the fairy tale, clearly the logic must be wrong.

5 Responses to “Top 100 fundie quotes”

  1. b-knox says:

    h000rayz!! :D/

  2. Sebastian Tomczak says:

    some classics there…

  3. andy says:

    dude it is pretty hateful to mock and ridicule people just because they don’t believe the same thing as you.

  4. nitro2k01 says:

    I mock people who say ridiculously stupid things. Whether they say it because of religion, ignorance or any other reason doesn’t concern me. I don’t see why religious beliefs should deserve more respect than any other beliefs. Do you?

  5. clouded_perception says:

    Mate, he’s not ridiculing people for their beliefs. He’s ridiculing them for their stupidity.

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